Kathleen Kate

Oh right, I have a blog…

As I sit here in the wee hours of the night trying to think of what to write, I can’t help but feel like I’m having dinner with an ex-boyfriend. It feels awkward, I don’t know where to begin when it comes to talking about myself, and I’m not quite sure I really want to revisit this. The only difference between catching up with an ex and writing a blog post after being M.I.A. for almost a year is that I don’t have to dress up for the occasion. Actually, it’s that and being spared repeating the mantra of “don’t hook up with him, he’s a douchebag, walk out of here with some goddamn dignity.” I’m kidding about the last part, sort of.

I guess if I were to keep continuing to compare this moment to having dinner with an ex, then I guess that makes me the person who comes groveling back. Pride aside, I’m coming back to give this another shot so I can get the creative juices flowing again. I’m rusty and there’s been a lot on my mind I selfishly want to document.

Yes, Tumblr, I’m coming back so I can use you for my own delight.

At least I’m being upfront about it.

All analogies aside, I do intend to write again. If there are any suggestions on what I should write about, I’m pretty open to that. Otherwise, I’ll probably write whatever seems interesting for me at 2am and realize it’s really not entertaining during the normal hours of the day.

Let’s get reacquainted, shall we?

Sooo I kind of forgot this existed. Shame on me. But here’s something to get us all reunited and feel so good.

25 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT YOURS TRULY:

1) My favorite movie is Ghostbusters

2) I can’t sleep without a comforter even in hot weather. I just need a thick one. <—-that’s what she said

3) I like “that’s what she said” jokes

4) There’s a mole on the inside of my left hand and when I was a kid, people always thought it was a piece of dirt.

5) I’m left handed

6) My nose runs when I’m bored

7) I have a ridiculous amount of dreams every day. I really should start blogging about them…

8) Conan O’Brien rocks my socks

9) I find Louis C.K. awesome and somehow sexy

10) I taught myself how to ride a bike.

11) I am good at awkward moments.

12) I got hit on by David Hasselhoff

13) I’ve spent half my life living on islands

14) I’m not a big fan of chick flicks, and I realize that makes me a rare breed of woman

15) When I was a wee little lass, I was hooked on Jurassic Park and wanted to be an archaeologist. Then I took a class in college and I pretty much fell asleep every time I had that class.

16) Also, when I was 5 or 6, our living room TV fell on top of me and had me pinned to the floor for a good 5 minutes. And that was when I realized my love for TV. Not really. But I do love TV, just not for that reason.

17) Steve Carell and I narrowly avoided running into each other at the last second through a narrow hallway. We looked back at each other and gave a “well done” nod.

18) I’ve woken myself up by laughing in a dream and then realized I’m also laughing in real life.

19) I’m a sucker for cute dresses

20) I have a fear of geckos

21) Though extremely cheesy, I find joy in belting out “Total Eclipse of the Heart” while stuck in traffic

22) I used to sing “Buddy Holly” by Weezer on the school bus when I was in the fourth grade

23) I haven’t cried in almost 2 years.

24) I was asked to be in my college’s fencing team but declined because I was busy with school and working at FilmEd

25) I think if someone randomly thinks about me and that memory makes them laugh or put a smile on their face, then I can die happy.